Variations on this exact story have been reported by every shitty news source every year since I started paying attention, and many years before that. People actually following up on them have found them to be complete lies, distorted entirely just to catch everyone’s ire and boost paper sales/website traffic. Congratulations on falling for their alarmist ploy.
Ironically, by the time something genuinely silly happens, everyone will have grown as blazé as OANST and me and nobody will bother objecting. WOLF!
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