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The porch light. Just the fucking porch light. If the porch light is off it means that you aren't participating. All the other lights in the house can be on. JUST NOT THE PORCH LIGHT. It's a simple courtesy.
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Porches do not really exist in Britain, and even if they did drunken teenagers would still knock on our doors and demand sweets in turn for our houses not getting papered.
I probably would give sweets to your daughter, even though it violates just about every single 'Stranger Danger' warning, but I object to giving sweets to people over five foot.