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What is wrong with you people? Halloween is a holiday where it is socially acceptable to dress up like a freak and scream shit in a crowded street. That's amazing. And besides that it's a totally festive, exciting nation-wide celebration.
That said, I've totally slacked on an outfit. I was thinking about wearing shorts and a beater and going as 'cold'. But then I'd be... you know, I'd be cold, so I might not do it. I'll think of something though. I made a pretty sexy drunken transvestite last year.
SO, to the people who aren't totally lame and European, what are ye going as?
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Well I'm going to my girlfriends Halloween/Bonfire Night party next weekend as the Phantom of the Opera, the costume is easy and doesn't require any great effort on my part. One of those masks, an opera cloak, something to tie my hair back in, some red paint to wear under the mask and quite possibly a chandelier to fling at her family while I take her off to my fiendish lair for sex.
And by fiendish lair I mean my garden.
And by 'my' garden I mean somebody elses.