Jeez, I've seen the other threads, but I didn't see this coming.
However, I will be a sport and contribute.
Short women, however not midgets. There is a difference.
Fully clothed women. you may say I'm strange for that, but if it leaves more to the imagination, an undress would mean even more.
Blond hair, blue eyes, great combination. Especially on my wife. She looks stunning. Interesting eyes, they seem to talk. Dull eyes do nothing, no matter what colour.
You know, I'll stop right there before I say something I'll regret.
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