[Nate]

Finally saw Transformers last night. What a hugely expensive, impressive pile of shite!

My friends kept on saying "Why are you asking a movie about giant robots to be plausible?" But I say that when a movie has an implausible premise, all the rest of it has to be even more logical to make up for it. But just about every single action or decision made by the characters was the exact opposite of what a normal person (especially agents of top-secret organisations) would do in that situation.

Also the Autobots' voices were about as gay as could be. If you played me the audio and hid the vision, I would assume that they were giant, robotic dildoes.


Which is not to say I didn't like it; I did. I'm just glad I didn't see it in the cinema, so I was able to yell at the screen without being chucked out.