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Being the horny bastard I am - I woke up in the morning extremely randy, noticed my mate was awake, but mouthed a 'good morning' and using hang signs asked him to turn around and go back to sleep.
I then proceeded to have sex with my boyfriend 
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Right on! Fecking win man you lucky sonofabitch.....but damn it, that makes me horny.
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To be honest, I think the only reason this bothered him is because we're gay and he's one of those Catholic-unless-they-can-get-sex-out-of-it guys.
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Funny, it's like Catholic-just-in-case..... This may not relate directly to what you're saying, but you know what I find really amazing since I've been involved in the gay community is seeing the number of so-called "straight" people who have secret homosexual affairs. I mean, really I wouldn't be mentioning it unless I was really that surprised. It's like once you're "in" the culture you start seeing things a lot differently.... and in this case seeing things that are typically kept under wraps in order to maintain a facade of "normalcy".
I remember some years ago I was with my mom and sister on some trip (don't remember where) but we'd gotten a great deal online on a cheap hotel. When we got there the place looked pretty respectable, though for a weekday it was understandably empty. Well..... that night we found out we'd gotten a room right underneath a couple of bedsqueakers. *bang* *bang* *bang*..... oh my god my mom was so pissed off, by about midnight she was on the phone to the front desk screaming at the guy to do something..... not a lot was done about it though, I think he must have been paid to look the other way because there seemed to be women coming and going.
