Actually 27 I fink.
OANST's Hair Lube. "Use it or lose it."
Recipe:
One Oanst
One gallon of melted lard
One centipede
One bucket of crap (food scraps, urine, tiger excrement.)
1: Bludgeon the Oanst to death and throw him in a giant blender.
2: Dump the lard in.
3: Throw the centripede in.
4: Finally throw the crap in.
5: Puree for half an hour.
6: Package in tubes and sell(at cheap prices).