[Wings of Fire]

At least here on the internet, I think you're more popular with the gays than those pretty ladies.

Personally, I think the world would be entirely better if everyone were gay. Think about how many couples split up because they can't communicate or because they have totally different interests. On the other hand, guys 'get' guys and girls 'get' girls. If every couple were gay, a male couple would sit down to watch the football whilst a female couple would go shoe-shopping.

Also, if everyone was gay, I might get some action occassionally.

It'd solve overpopulation within a decade! And bring the opposite within two