[One, Two, Middlesboogie]

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Middlesboogie:
"2nd-hand copies of WipEout, WipEout 2097 and Wip3out for sale! Any takers?"

Dark Hood:
"Oh, screw it! Let the developers take as much land as they want."

Rettick:
"Eeeeew! Wensleydale! Get it away from me! Yuk! ... Ooo, Dairylea, yum!"

Dragadon:
"My next fic is going to be called 'A Huge Whacking Great Meteorite Falls Out Of The Sky And Squishes The Drakkics'."

Teal:
"I'm going foxhunting this weekend."

Black Dragon:
"To heck with this bassooning lark."

Alector:
"I'm going to sell my Anime collection."

Steel Shark:
"XBox? Shove it up your arse!"

Oddbodd:
"I love SoBe!"

PinkHaired:
"I've decided to become a Buddhist. And I find Molluck utterly repulsive."

Abe Babe:
"Of course I'm not getting FFXI."

Sydney:
"Hooray for vivisection!"

Sydney and Abe Babe:
"We've decided to make everyone moderator of all the forums."

Alf:
"Yes, there is truth in the rumour that OI have ditched the XBox in favour of the SNES."