I managed to get hold of a more detailed atlas than the ones I had previously been using, and managed to find even more! Again, these are all GENUINE British place names!
Lizard Head
Black Head (like 'blackhead', as in clogged pores)
Frogpool
Twelveheads
Sticker
Flushing
Retire
Rump's Point
Looe
West Curry
Germansweek
Polyphant
Frogwell
Bugford
Hopes Nose
Bonehill (if it's anything like it's namesake, I bet Bonewerkz would want to buy it!)
Frenchbeer
Boohay
Sticklepath
Crapstone (honest!)
Sheepwash
Splatt (honest!)
Black Dog
Rattery
Poorton
Shave Cross
Mudford Sock
Studland
Canada
Mockbeggar
Frogham
Hungerford
Smart's Hill
Rottingdean
Ripe
Cheeseman's Green
Clap Hill (you know, 'Clap'? As in 'VD'?)
Shop
Buttsbear Cross
Damehole Point
Budd's Titson (Hee hee!)
Sweets
Hole
West Camel
Chew Valley Lake
Twatt
Failand
Devil's Punch Bowl
Crazies Hill
Hoo
The Shoe
Splottlands
Rake
Mucking
Snodhill
Beggar's Bush
Wyrepiddle
Lickey Rock
Rock
Sunk Island (it's not even an island! Stupid name)
Thirst
Upper Slaughter
Saint Bee's Head
Snailbeach
The Bog
Badger
Barton In The Beans
Gweek
Fring
Daffy Green
Golly
Childwall
Howle
Shavington
Muckton
Thingwall
River Ribble
Bottom Of Hutton
Slack
Bland Hill
Messingham
Swine
Thwing
Pica ('pica' is the scientific term for eating faeces!)
Toronto (this is funny becsuse Toronto is usually associated with America)
Compton (Ditto)
Pigdon
Ogle
Fatfield
Wide Open
Blackadder (honest! For those of you who don't know, Blackadder is also the name of a popular British historical comedy)
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