I lost my virginity at a young age to a slutty older girl.
It was fairly amusing. To this day, I remember thinking "What, this is it? What's the big deal? I could do this for hours...Oh, oh god, no!" I then ejaculated onto her stomach, told her she was nice, vomited the majority of that nights consumed liquor onto the floor beside her bed, and slept.
I was a true gentleman, even at 14.
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