I stayed at my brother's last night because Emily was having an Anne Summers party at our house. It was horrible. I was with a chainsaw-weilding maniac (not many will get what I'm on about) whilst Emily was having a great time with her friends around her, and I almost became passionate with a cat.
Long story short, I was a little disorientated when I woke, and still waking up. I went to grab the 'blonde hair' next to me, and found out that it was my brother's cat.
You can imagine how I felt.
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A man walks into a zoo. There's nothing there but one dog. It was a shih-tzu.
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