Probably what a Contra (for the NES) would be like if it had online multiplayer support:
It can be hard to tell who is who, so here is a list:
The 'skull guy' is Xavier.
The 'tiger guy' is Havoc.
The 'eye guy' is Mojo.
The 'scrab guy' with bullets (not chips) stuck to him is Bullet Magnet.
The 'mudokon guy' is Alcar.
The green elum is Nate, the brown one is Max.
The guy with the burlap ssack on his head with the tatoo of a dead fish on his arm is Splat.
Thank you everyone that made something along these lines for the inspiration.
I think that's about it.
Anyone I've missed, tell me, and I'll compensate by telling you how to get water from a bone dry fish.