Where do babies come from?
The Flash, he impregnates every single woman alive the second sex ends, but he's too fast so you can't see him.
Why do birds suddenly appear?
Magic
If Godzilla, Mothra, Rodan, and King Caesar all fought, who would win?
Motherfucking Rodan
Why does my Daft Punk CD not work?
Have you tried pooping on it and then eating it?
If a laser is fired at the moon, how long would it take to carve your name in it?
Four and a half minutes
Can you sing the Tick theme music?
Nah.
Are Revoltechs better then Figmas?
Assuming you can take care of your Revoltech, yes.
Can the Flying Fortress dodge a Flying Kick?
Absolutely not.
Does the Raven really Quoth: Nevermore?
Yep.
What lies beyond the Gates Of Varl?
I don't fucking know you go first
If a tree falls in the forest, and no one is there to hear it, does it make a sound?
No.
Where in the world is Carmen Santiago?
Sandiego
Who wants a body massage?
That dude who stabbed and beheaded that other dude in Manitoba
Who is created by Their Powers Combined?
Captain Planet GTFO MA-TI
What is love?
Baby, don't hurt me.
Can has cheezburger?
I don't fucking know
What's the area of a circle?
Needs moar radius
WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM?
John Stamos
Am I the leading actor of the entire world?
Well, you aren't me, so no.
Do you hover over this thread like some vast, predatory bird?
I prefer Pterodactyl
Could Nanoha beat Yuki?
I dunno lol
Could Gurren Lagann beat Lazengann?
Fuck yes
Could Tengen-Toppa beat Grand Zamboa?
Yes...?
Why is there a warthog on top of my TV?
Oh god I hope so
Does Beelzebub have a devil put aside for meeee, for meeee, for meeeeeee?
Freddy mercury is DEEEEEEEEEEEAD
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