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Darth Vader.
"What is thy bidding, my master?"
"Hey Jeff, fetch me an OJ, will you? I'm dying over here."
"Yes... my master."
"Ring up my brother, would you Jeff? We're short one man and need a fifth."
"If he could be found, he would make a powerful ally."
"Yes. He would be a great asset. Can it be done?"
"He shall join us or die, my master."
"Damn. Jeff Vader... can you hear me?"
"Yes, Master... Where is the flag? Did we score? Did we win the game?"
"It seems in your anger, you killed our flag carrier.
"I...? I couldn't have! He was alive; I felt it! Nooooooooooooooooooo!"
"Dammit, Jeff! No more Halo for you."
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One word. Nerdgasm.
Pyramid Head for protection and as an assassin. He would be paid in rape.
A legion of the greatest leaders/influential figures in history as a council of sorts. Gandhi, Genghis Khan, Julius Caesar, Stalin, Mao, Abe Lincoln, Mansa Musa, and Fonzie. And Sid Meier in order to make video games recording the various antics these characters find themselves into.
The entire House of Telvanni from Morrowind. They were just that awesome. Plus, mushroom house.
All the pregnant men from the sims. Waddling is funny.
And finally, someone who follows me on an elephant playing the
veena.