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Me and some friends on IRC, they wanted to know the legend of buttseks mountain, so I told them.

[00:31] Violanta|BIG: buttseks mountain!
[00:31] TigerXtrm|BIG: indeed Cheesy
[01:11] Sharlath|BIG-C`: Ah, refreshing.
[01:11] TigerXtrm|BIG: Buttseks mountain is refreshing?
[01:11] TigerXtrm|BIG: you are a sick man senior.
[01:12] Sharlath|BIG-C`: Pfft, there is no buttseks mountain.
[01:12] Sharlath|BIG-C`: It's just like candy mountain.
[01:12] TigerXtrm|BIG: ohh if only you knew
[01:13] TigerXtrm|BIG: Buttseks Mountain is real!
[01:13] TigerXtrm|BIG: It's a mountain in the southern parts of Texas, USA.
[01:14] Sharlath|BIG-C`: Errr.
[01:15] Sharlath|BIG-C`: I'll believe it when you show me.
[01:15] Sharlath|BIG-C`: Too good to be true.
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[01:16] shambley|BIG: \o
[01:16] TigerXtrm|BIG: it's impossible to show because only certain individuals know the true location
[01:16] shambley|BIG: anyone alive>
[01:16] TigerXtrm|BIG: those with a love and respect for buttseks
[01:16] shambley|BIG: tiger ur a bot P
[01:17] TigerXtrm|BIG: am not Shocked
[01:17] shambley|BIG: OMG tiger is into buttocks
[01:17] TigerXtrm|BIG: am not Shocked
[01:17] shambley|BIG: think i atived into convo late
[01:18] shambley|BIG: arived?*]
[01:18] TigerXtrm|BIG: what makes you think that
[01:18] shambley|BIG: Tongue
[01:18] TigerXtrm|BIG: we're talking about Buttseks Mountain, you know the one in southern Texas?
[01:19] Sharlath|BIG-C`: o/ Sham.
[01:19] shambley|BIG: butt sex ?
[01:19] TigerXtrm|BIG: no, Buttseks
[01:20] shambley|BIG: i did see broke back maountain didnt knw they dediated a mountian to the movie
[01:20] shambley|BIG:
[01:20] TigerXtrm|BIG: they didn't, the movie was inspired by the mountain
[01:20] shambley|BIG: ahh
[01:21] TigerXtrm|BIG: only noone really knows where it is unless you know what to look for
[01:21] shambley|BIG: still i wonder how the maountain got named
[01:21] shambley|BIG: at bit like gay bars ?
[01:22] TigerXtrm|BIG: I think the locals named it
[01:22] Sharlath|BIG-C`: Rofl.
[01:22] shambley|BIG: look 4 a bar with guys is a bit vague - most bars are full of guys Tongue
[01:22] Sharlath|BIG-C`: But thath as nothing to do with sauna Sad
[01:22] TigerXtrm|BIG: haha
[01:22] TigerXtrm|BIG: it does
[01:22] shambley|BIG: LOL
[01:23] TigerXtrm|BIG: because it is rumoured that buttseks mountain is where the idea for sauna's originated from
[01:23] Sharlath|BIG-C`: Except that saunas are usually full of guys too.
[01:23] Sharlath|BIG-C`: For some reason females aren't that interested in it as a social event. Shame, really.
[01:23] TigerXtrm|BIG: the story goes that Buttseks Mountain had a way to have a small room full of sweaty naked men
[01:24] Sharlath|BIG-C`: Rofl.
[01:24] TigerXtrm|BIG: somehow the concept got out and the world took it over
[01:24] shambley|BIG: im stilllooking for a suana full of girls - i spent thousands still looking though Tongue
[01:24] Sharlath|BIG-C`: Can't be, there were no people in Texas when sauna was developed Sad
[01:24] TigerXtrm|BIG: think again
[01:24] TigerXtrm|BIG: sauna's are a texan invention Wink
[01:24] shambley|BIG: IT WAS called a sweat lodge back then
[01:25] Sharlath|BIG-C`: Nope, never.
[01:25] TigerXtrm|BIG: yes!
[01:25] shambley|BIG: and was thier b4 white people
[01:25] TigerXtrm|BIG: but that was because things got lodged stuck sometimes
[01:25] shambley|BIG: eewwww!!
[01:25] TigerXtrm|BIG: I'm just telling the story of the legend
[01:25] TigerXtrm|BIG: Sharlath keeps interupting me Sad
[01:26] Sharlath|BIG-C`: =P
[01:26] Sharlath|BIG-C`: *Indians haven't been there that long ehter!
[01:26] Sharlath|BIG-C`: They're chinese anyways!
[01:26] TigerXtrm|BIG: be quiet and let me finnish!
[01:26] shambley|BIG: they have a proud male sauna tradition in finalnd he's jealous that sweat lodges existed a thousand years b4
[01:27] shambley|BIG: tiger ur cat finnish befor sharlath finishes Tongue
[01:27] shambley|BIG: CANT*
[01:27] Sharlath|BIG-C`: XD
[01:27] shambley|BIG: he finish after all
[01:28] Sharlath|BIG-C`: Yarrrr!
[01:28] TigerXtrm|BIG: Buttseks mountain then devised a way to get a load of men even wetter in a small space, plus the disabbility to see properly. Legend has it this was done intentional but the reasons are unknown.
[01:28] TigerXtrm|BIG: the Turkisch later stole this idea and called it a steambath
[01:29] shambley|BIG: lol hide the sausage competition while men have salt sweat in thier eyes = no giult
[01:29] Sharlath|BIG-C`: Pfft, those are useless. They should use steamed oil. Water only makes the skin dry and the milder temperature doesn't even provide much sweat, thus causing more friction.
[01:30] shambley|BIG: ewww
[01:30] shambley|BIG: prefer the native indian method
[01:30] TigerXtrm|BIG: thats because the Turkish never got the idea right, something was missing but noone ever knew what
[01:30] Sharlath|BIG-C`: Cheesy
[01:30] TigerXtrm|BIG: later it was discovered that instead of water, Buttseks Mountain used lubricant
[01:31] shambley|BIG: lol lube mountain
[01:31] Sharlath|BIG-C`: And I'm seriously trying to forward unisex saunas, but even the guys regard me as perverted Sad
[01:31] TigerXtrm|BIG: and thats basicaly the story of Buttseks Mountain
[01:31] TigerXtrm|BIG: I might have missed a few bits here and there but you can ask Vladimir about the rest of the details
[01:32] TigerXtrm|BIG: he's more in the know about that mountain then I am