[Rex Tirano]

"It is white."
- George W. Bush, when asked what the White house was like by a student in East London

"I have a God-given talent. I got it from my dad."
- Julian Wakefield, Missouri basketball player


"He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is."
- Lou Duva, veteran boxing trainer, on the Spartan training regime of heavyweight Andrew Golota.

"Solutions are not the answer."
- Richard Nixon, former U.S. President

"Permitted vehicles not allowed."
- Road sign on US 27


"If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."
- Terry Venables

"You guys line up alphabetically by height."
- Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach

I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
- Britney Spears, Pop Singer

"It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago"
- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President

Weather forecast: precipitation in the morning, rain in the afternoon."
- Detroit Daily News

The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing."
- Dizzy Dean explaining how he felt after being hit on the head by a ball in the 1934 World Series.

"If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight."
- George Gobel

LOL.

- Rexy