Some maybe-useful-I-don't-know info on Carl:
*He was created on the darkest night in the deepest pits of the gloomiest hole in the bottom of the ocean.
*He is virtually invincible.
*He defies the laws of gravity, inercia, and pretty much every other law that ever existed.
*He likes brushing the top of his mouth (he has one?) with his toothbrush, taking cold showers, biting into cinderblocks, and when he slips on the bathroom floor and smacks his head against the toilet.
*He is the spawn of satan.
No idea why i'm still dragging this.
