I saw this thread and couldn't let it pass without a contribution by yours truly.
Eighteen and still a virgin. Not only that, but I've never had a girlfriend and therefore haven't even been kissed. Clearly I'm the coolest and most confident guy on these forums.
However, my last wank (mas, tug, toss, etc.) was about 4/5. It went on for a while because I was in anticipation beforehand waiting for everyone in the house to go to sleep, however my junk kinda hurt afterwards because of how long I'd held off the shot. The very fact that I've put this much description into my last wank is a perfect indication of why I've never had a girlfriend. Again, I'm so fucking cool.
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