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I've elected to become chaste for equal parts experimental purposes and general circumstance.
Okay, I lied, the ratio is far from 1:1.
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frigid
jokes (smileyface, actual smilies show through spoilertags 0.o)
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So lucky that you're in a country where you're allowed to do that. I've never showerwanked.
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WAT. WAT. Fuck your country. Do it. Stick it to the man, stick it all the way up his arse.
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'twas the best sex I've ever had... whilst still also not being all that good. How depressing. 3.5/5
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and confusage.
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About wanking, I'd say pretty bleak, 1's or twos.
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Haven't been wanking to the right stuff.
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Happened to be my roommate.
WORST MISTAKE IN MY LIFE
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but for wanks:
had some nice foreplay that lead no nowhere just before, man was it good. mmmmm 4.3/5