Darth Vader.
"What is thy bidding, my master?"
"Hey Jeff, fetch me an OJ, will you? I'm dying over here."
"Yes... my master."
"Ring up my brother, would you Jeff? We're short one man and need a fifth."
"If he could be found, he would make a powerful ally."
"Yes. He would be a great asset. Can it be done?"
"He shall join us or die, my master."
"Damn. Jeff Vader... can you hear me?"
"Yes, Master... Where is the flag? Did we score? Did we win the game?"
"It seems in your anger, you killed our flag carrier.
"I...? I couldn't have! He was alive; I felt it! Nooooooooooooooooooo!"
"Dammit, Jeff! No more Halo for you."
That would be awesome.
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