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05-28-2008, 06:23 PM
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A good weapon, in my books, is one that incapacitates without killing. Knocking someone unconscious is all well and fun, but I’m sure there must be more satisfying ways. Now what need is some flamethrower variant that melts the flesh of whoever you point it at, adhering it to any surface it touches and completely immobilizing the enemy.

Someone running at you? Fire at their legs and watch as their lower half melts into an amorphous mountain, stopping them into their tracks. Or set power to maximum and aim at their arms, spraying their liquid limbs at the walls, then watch them solidify into position.

Stick people to their seats! Turn opponents into Siamese twins! Weld guns to the hands of your enemies, and trash cans to the hands of dustbin men. I can’t think of a more humane tool!

I came up with something similar for my little comic book project, the KasT-1000 (DURR ORIGINALITY HURR SHUTUP). Basically, it renders whoever it's fired upon dead, but they come back to life eventually. It's also all green and shit.
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