[Havoc]

Good old US of A's economy is collapsing and taking the whole world with them. Let's make some fun of them while we still can in the form of Dollar one-liners!

1. The Dollar is falling so fast it's violating the laws of gravity!

2. I went to the exchange office today, tried to change 1 euro to Dollars, they told me they don't that amount of money there for security reasons.

3. I tried to find something on E-bay to spend that Euro on, so I bought a house.

4. With the change I bought a car.

5. Fort Knox has relocated most of their guards.

6. They are now guarding the local garbage dump.

7. People are burning Dollars instead of gas in their cars, it's cheaper.


Yea lame thread I know, but give it your best shot.