[Munch's Master]

I didn't realise I'd never even posted the character bios in here.

Arthur
Age: 23
Species: Slig
Likes: Sleeping, chatting and socializing with Sligs, seeing people he doesn't like in trouble, and the newspaper.
Dislikes: Hard workers, any job which requires a lot of activity.
Appearance: A normal Slig but he is slightly fatter and is a darker shade of green. He claims that this is due to his 24 out of 25 hour a day nap routine.
Items: The newspaper
Bio: A lazy Slig who was first employed at Vykkers’ Labs (Way back before Munch was captured), Arthur has always lazed around. He was always lazy, and a full scale riot could have (and once did) break out in front of him and he would have taken no notice. He was therefore transferred to FeeCo Depot and given the job of Cargo-slig, which merely required Foning Head Office when the delivery trains arrived and helping to unload the cargo (which he rarely did). He was transferred to Rupture Farms to try and shape him up. He loves sleep, so has frequently dozed off for lengthy periods of time. In his tie at the Farms, he's flitted around from seemingly not doing anything, to being a loader for the trains, to acting as an impromptu assistant in Dek's Lab.

Arthur’s Philosophy: Work brings Moolah, but Moolah is the route of all evil. Evil is bad. Therefore, work brings evil, meaning work is bad. Due to this you should avoid work at all costs.

Dek
Age: 48
Species: Vykker
Likes: Treating patients to ‘improve’ them, sucess, Chill Pills.
Dislikes: Failure, people who won’t agree with him about business.
Appearance: He is a basic Vykker, but wears spectacles and a white lab coat.
Items: His box of surgical tools, and an ever present pack of Chill Pills in his pocket.
Bio: Dek was originally a low-class Vykker at the Labs he worked for but he was ambitious. He disagreed with the ways the head surgeons worked, and aspired to run the place himself. He undertook experiments without authorization in his quarter, and when discovered, was praised instead of punished, for his inventions were cost-effective and addictive, from his special cigar that was made of fuzzle skin and Gabbit liver and was addictive but cheap due to its components, to his electric pads, designed to send electric shocks to the nervous system as both a torture device and a masochist's equivalent of nicotine patches. Dek had it made, and rose through the ranks fast, becoming Chief Medical Operator and Inventions supervisor at the labs. He then went to Rupture Farms at a medical request from Arthur, got fired from Vykkers Labs, and is now at Rupture Farms. In his short time at Rupture Farms, Dek has had a multitude of bizarre treatments to adminster, from blinded Mudoknos, to Biig Bro Slis with burnt lungs, to Sligs without eyes and arms, to the eternal enigma that is Anni. He also briefly pursued an attempt at cloning Meeches, but with the Vykker he was co-operating with off sortign that out, he is still at Rupture Farms.