[Sal the Mudokon]

ha! Got yer attention i see! well, this absolutely nothing to do with Skylla! its just me, shamelessly advertising my fan fic. sure, it may not have skylla YET, but it will later. n ya know wat? ull wanna read it wen it gets more interesting n youll get all pissed off because the beginning was so long and u didnt read it so it wont make any sense, so youll go out, seeking companionship from a hooker named sheila, from brussels. ya take her back to yer place for a good time, but half way there, u hit a lightning bug and crash yer moped! u get up, to find that sheila is dead, but miraculously had 4 of yer children and now u must take care of them so u seek a day care company, but they only serve midgets n dad is a fireman, so u cant lend yer minny-yous over to them cuz firemen HATE circus midgets. then u give them up to a cult that wears bunny hats and flippers, so u can hav some free time on the net, where u meet a stalker who kills u, n St Peter finds yer life so meaningless in heaven that he sends u back to do it all over again and again again a thousand times! JUST BECAUSE U DIDNT ACCEPT MY -SHAMELESS ADVERTISEMENT... o, n if yer female, then u should just check it out cuz u dont wanna know watll happen to u if u pass this shameless advertisement up! all in all, read it, like, love, attack the writer, do what u want and Ill see ya arounbdthe forums!