John Stalvern waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were demons in the base, he didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernal Joson were not listened to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
John was a space marine for fourteen years. He was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the UAC he new there were demons.
"This is Jason" The radio crackered. "You must fight the demons!"
So John gotted his plasma rifle and blew up the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" Said the demons.
"I will shoot at him" Said the cyberdemon and he fired the rocket missles. John plasmad at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and tehy were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the demons" He shouted.
The radio said "No John. You are the demons"
And then John was a zombie.
Metal Gear Version:
Hal Emmerich waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were patriots in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Snake were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
Hal was an engineer for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the Kamovs and he said to Snake "I want to be on the helicopters Snake."
Snake said "No! You will BE KILL BY PATRIOTS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the helicopter flying above the middle east he knew there were patriots.
"This is Snake" the radio crackered. "You must fight the Patriots!"
So Hal gotted his stinger and blew up the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the patriots
"I will shoot at him" said the cyberpatriot and he fired the rocket missiles. John fired at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the patriots" he shouted
The radio said "No, Otacon. You are the Patriots"
And then Otacon was a weeaboo faggot.
The one about my friend Jordan:
Jordan Seifert waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were little bitches in the base, he didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to David were not listened to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
Jordan was a MANLYINTERNETTOUGHGUY for fourteen years. He was young he watched the internet tough guys and he said to dad "I want to be one of the guys daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY LITTLE BITCHES"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the cramped bungalo of the trenton Air Base he new there were little bitches.
"This is LUE" The radio crackered. "You must fight the BITCHES!"
So John gotted his hanna montanna and blew up the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" Said the bitches.
"I will shoot at him" Said the cyberbitch and he fired the rocket missles. Jordan montannad at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and tehy were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the bitches" He shouted.
The radio said "No Jordan. You are the bitches"
And then Jordan was a HUEG COCKBAG
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