Xavman: 22
Max the Man: 25
Nateman: 23
Splatman: 22
Man Magnet: 9
+ Splatman because he’s lagging
− Man Magnet because he isn’t a frugal, vegan homosexual
Oh, and just so you all know, the powers that oversee this so‐called democratic competition have already decided which survivor will be at the receiving end of the next bandwagon. I hope no one feels disillusioned now.
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