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I'd stop Global Warming, deforestation and polluting water.
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This is a superpower thread, not a Miss America pagaent. Humph Galumph Harumph!
I'd have the power to beat other people's children and not get in trouble. NO I JOKE! I'd have the power to... maybe fly, however lame that is. Like a bird.
No, wait... I wish I had the power to converse with inanimate objects. I would love to talk to trees, or rocks or rivers or subway cars or billboards or speakers or boots or cameras or trash bins... that would be most excellent. Each one would have such a unique perspective on things. I bet trash cans wouldn't be nearly as lame as everyone would assume. Shit. Yeah. I want to talk to stuff. Hmmm.
That's my cue, I'ma go take a walk.