Happy birthday, abe is now!
Don’t celebrate too much, it might cause dangerously high levels of carbon emissions.
Also, make sure your cake is animal-product free, as animal farming contributes something like three quarters of all agriculturgenic destructoglacial gasses. And also if it’s not vegan then I refuse to burst forth from it wearing very little, singing and swaying seductively while removing said very little.
Have a lovely day.
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