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Apparently I have the sweetest cock in the tri-county area and the ladies just can't keep their hands off of it. Hot off the motherfuckin' presses, bitches. And, and, also I'm teh sex.
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You really enjoy chatting about that type of stuff, don't you? Who cares if its not funny; it is something to complain about....*shrugs*
Well, some local lunatic killed his kid with a damn shot-gun then shot himself. Wow, family love is wonderful. Not actually....and someone from my mums work hanged himself in his house and his mum found him there two days later. apperently his GF broke up with him.
So, murder and suicide. Kinda alot for a small area....
But, knowing the place where I live, nothin' interesting will happen for the next 10 years.