What you have to do is be invited by one of the current staffers to a real-life meeting in an undisclosed location. There you find yourself unwittingly engaged in a really weird initiation ceremony. Mine involved a condom filled with Tabasco Sauce and one of those power socket converters you take on holiday with you to foreign countries so you can bring your appliances with you. It was quite bizarre and disturbing, not really worth it to become moderator, to be honest. Beyond that, I'm not actually allowed to disclose the details. For legal reasons. Or else the rest of the staff could get into trouble.
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