[OddjobAbe]

An even stranger thing is that I am reading this discussion while my wife is sat next to me talking about the sale on at T.K Max.

The young lasses are getting kinkier by the minute. One minute it's Justing Timberlake or whoever (I wouldn't know), the next minute it's Abe the grotesque plonker from Oddworld.

EDIT: The wife's out of the room now.

What she doesn't know is that I am not going to lend her the money to buy stuff that she's only buying because it's on sale. Instead I'm going to go out into town without her and buy her lingerie for her. Last time I did that, I got some strange looks from the guy behind the counter. I kidded him on and said, "I'll put them straight on when I get home".