I once (truthfully) responded to a Yo Moma joke with "Well, actually, my mother is in hospital at the moment". The expression on the guy's face as he tried to backpedal was priceless.
A less superstitious person could claim that their mother was dead and see where that takes them.
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Spending as long as I do here, it's easy to forget that Oddworld has actual fans.
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