Bathrooms are gender specific because it would become a real mess if some hot chick walked in there while a couple of guys are standing taking a piss. It's not easy aiming when something is pointing up...
Lipstick is to make women look more attractive so men can see what woman wants attention. The level of attention wanted can often be derived directly from the color lipstick and is thus a very effective means of getting sex.
Shaving legs is because women with leg hair is just plain disgusting while men need to have a nice little fur on their paws.
We prefer younger because young, hot and sexy is better then old, cold and ugly.
Those kind of shoes are made to make women look taller and thus more dominant. Like the lipstick; the higher the heels the more dominant the woman. However, this rule only applies to anything other then blonde's. In case of blonde's the rule applies: The higher the heels the dumber she is and the more fun you'll have when she rolles of the stairs.
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