[Mac Sirloin]

I'm a thief and a liar. Which may seem kind of contradictory, but trust me, it's true (dammit). I won't go into detail because I'm a pretty paranoid bastard, but I have stolen a LOT of money, belongings, and most sadly, trust.
I THINK it's kleptomania, but would prefer it to be some kind of obsession.
I have a moral standard for my thievery, though, and that is:

I never steal from independant businesses/Small Businesses. It would hurt them a lot more than if you stole the same thing from Wal-mart.

I don't steal big things (EG: something more expensive than 30 $) this is more me watching out for myself, though.

Don't steal for fun. Don't get useless things you don't even want, it's one thing to steal Live Free or Die Hard because you're broke and have a Bruce Willis obsession. It's another to steal it when you already own a copy.

Don;t bring yourself down with other people, if you get caught, it's your own damn fault, and you shouldn't rat someone out who is your friend and trusts you.

I'm going to go watch Hitman now. Because I stole it.

2 KEWL 4 SKEWL

EDIT: Goddammit Alcar, way to make it hard to sleep at night.