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This game just looks so...Sloppy.
I've honestly never understood the appeal.
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Well, it's got Sonic for his creepy furry fanbase, Mario characters for his massive everybody fanbase, Captain Falcon and Ness for their jaded Ol-skool fanbase, Metroids and Samus for their not-as-ol-skool-but-still-ol-skool fanbase, and then there's Snake for the PS2 converts, and Pokemon for the ADHD rich kid fanbase. All bases covered, pretty much.
Gameplay? Who cares about Gameplay?
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Ah, we are high school boys,
the miserable high school boys.
If we were girls, we could get popular by doing anything:
rock band, jazz band,
karate, kendo, mahjong, cyborg, synchronized swimming...
On the other hand, high school boys are
useless outside battle and sports anime.
But they're recklessly trying to make a slice-of-life anime about us.
Ah, we are high school boys,
the miserable high school boys.