I come from a long line of Roman Catholics. They're fucking crazy.
As far as Catholics not drinking or getting sexy, well, that's just dumb. The Irish side of my family is a little worse than the Italian, but what they lack in alcohol-fueled indescretions they make up for in being fat fucks that don't know when to stop eating.
They're all a wild bunch, though.
Oh, and thanks, hobo.
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