Blarg doublepost.
Also, I got bored and edited my turtles/made some new ones.
Things to know about my Turtles:
Mad Jimmy doesn't own a boat; he just goes inside his shell and floats across the seas, using his sail of course. Albert is slightly clever so he knows he's actually a tortoise, not a turtle. People tend to not talk to him. Hairy Pothead is going to get us sued cus J.K.Rowling sews everybody. Elvis is king, and he occasionally bursts into song for no obvious reason. Bloodaxe does own a ship. He also decapitates pretty much anything that annoys him. And the thing to remember about Crouching Turtle Hidden Viper VII (which is pronounced 'crouching turtle hidden viper vee-eye-eye) is that you never see him move. He just sort of disappears and reappears when no one's watching, a bit like Carnix's wand I guess. He also never speaks.
oh, and Crouching Turtle Hidden Viper VII and Mad Jimmy obviously hate each other. Jimmy gets over it by constantly staring at Crouching Turtle Hidden Viper. Crouching Turtle Hidden Viper gets over it by staring right back.
And now I am going to bed.
Ciao.