[Wil]

Didn't you ever learn not to never use double negatives?

Didn’t you ever learn that double negatives emphasize the negativity, not reverse it?

You know what I had on Pancake Day? Glorious toast. Glorious, glorious toast.

I had pasta!

Here's a vegan Recipe anyway... I haven't tried it, so I don't know how good it is http://www.recipezaar.com/128637

Weeeee! Thanking you. Now I just need to dig out all my cake ingredients.

Using animal products is exploiting the animals. Kind of like depending on welfare is exploiting the taxpayer.

Ooooh, burn! Unless no one's on welfare, in which case: megafail

Megafail, my friend; I signed off earlier today.

Wrong way around; veganism is a more specific subcategory of vegetarianism.

Indeed, but veganism is the original vegetarianism. Then veggies got lazy and stole the name, so we came up with an even spunkier one.