The STEEL SHARK has landed.
It is just after 2:30 AM here in LALA land. I arrived at my hotel about 4 hours ago.I am staying at the L.A.Bonaventure Hotel,you know that circle looking hotel.It's real plush, right in the smack dab center of L.A. Just down the block from the Convention center of L.A.
I rented a "sweet ass suite" five months ago,I have it for five nights, the Shark never pulls his punches,did'nt you know that by now.For the past month you could not even get a cardboard box around these parts,it's alive and happenin.
I hopped in the Viper from my Newport beach home with my two "sharkettes",it was nice seeing them all crowded up in my passenger seat all bumps and curves in the right places.And with a large smile on my face,off to E3 my personal heaven we went.
My Sharkettes are around to make me look good,hey they do look soo nice perched on each of my arms. Well another reason for my hand-picked team is this,they can get news from horny "in the know dudes " like no one's business.I've primed them for just the right situations,and they have this uncanny way of getting invited to all the right "private parties". And when asked who the big surfer looking dude is they smile and say "oh he's our brother and bodyguard".And the funny thing is, all these dudes never score with the Sharkettes,they only swim the Steel's waters.I come to the party with them and I end up in the suite with them,cool. Man I'm in a good mood E3 is here.Time to make some money and to see the great games I'll be playing this year and next.
This year my doh will go to only three companies,no more.I am working on my own Next-gen gig,so I've toned it down some.
I have 36 behind closed door meetings.I'll give details on them in the next day's if you're interested.
I'll give MO in depth impressions as well,don't worry.The games are going to be a radical up-grade from what we have had to put up with to date.
Here's a first little tidbit: Rare's Dinosaur planet will now be Star fox on Dinosaur planet,a Zelda feel to it, loolks quite promising on the CUBE.
Another is Donkey Kong racing,a amped up version of Mario carts or diddy Kong racing. The news will flow. I will be at the opening events and all else tomorrow,I will try to get you some scoops and let you in on some under the tables gossip not for everybodies hears.
Now for a little exercise with the Sharkettes and then another kind of heaven with E3 tomorrow. Speak with you then. By the way does anyone have any suggestions or something they want checked out,just ask, OK, see ya later.
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