Shit bad luck, that sounds horrible. Damn fatties.
But FUCKING CHRIST, why do spiders LOVE me right now? I had real trouble sleeping last night, so I played DS for like 2 hours, and then decided to try sleeping. Then I heard this like scrabbling, like a bird was caught in the corner of my room, so I lit up the wall with my cellphone and there was the HUGEST FUCKING BUSH SPIDER. Claws large enough to make a scratching sound on my walls. Freaked the hell out of me that early in the morning.
See I'm just full of spider stories.
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