Odd, UltraSafe doesn't remember saying any of that!
*gasp* They're faking interviews!
Actually when our school sent a few of us to Japan for a week for a trip, since we were learning Japanese, a local newspaper made a very small article about it and made up a completely fake quote from one of us who went on it that made him sound really posh. Then when a second newspaper came and took photos to do their own article they stole the fake quote off of the first paper!
In other news...
Remember what happens in 'Pacman' when you eat a ghost?
So many of my comics have been about defence and propaganda recently, I need to get more onto the agressive. T'aint easy being president, I tell you.