[Paul]

So, let's cut all the tees in this fucking world! Because they produce a lot of dioxide! Now, I am joking. But cutting trees is a problem for landslides, flood and avalanche too. Where the humans passed, everything has been ruined. Air, noise and environmental pollution, can't continue...
For example: I saw Alps (I love them, I can't see them sick) with a little snow. And it snowed about three weeks ago! My granda told me that when he was young, it snowed at the end of December and then the snow stayed until March. Now, it snow and two hours later it rain and the snow disappear. This is happening on the mountains too. Glacers, with rain and sunlight, are going to disappear in Italy and in the world. This because of global warming.

But if we cut all the tees how are we gonna play golf anymore :'(