Oh ya I forgot. I was walking down the street when I tripped and bonked my head and I accidently rolled into the street while clutching my head in pain, and a semi hit me and a parade walked over me and an airplane crashed on me and munch zapped me with his port and I knocked over the medicine cabinet while I was in intensive care and I was poisoned and I fell to my knees and accidently crashed into the garbaage can and punctured myself with dirty hypodermic needles then I decided to end it all so I poisoned myself, tied a noose around my neck and the other end to a branch and I set myself on fire, then I jumped off the cliff and tried to shoot myself but I missed and shot the rope in half and landed in a lake and extiguished myself and the sudden change in temperature caused me to vomit up the poison,then I was rescued by fishermen but I died of hypothermia.
So yes, I do beleive in Friday the 13th being unlucky.
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