[Carnix]

It seems such an obvious thread yet I'm not sure if it's been done before and if it has it deserves to come back.
Basicly I'm going to write the beginning of a story but stop mid sentence. At that point someone else will continue and then they will stop mid sentence and if you don't get the picture you're an idiot.
To avoid confusion use labels like IS (in story) and OOS (out of story) like in the rpg threads.
I DON'T WANNA SEE ANYONE POSTING WITHOUT CONTRIBUTING TO THE STORY!
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IS:
Once upon a time there was a dog that could speak. His owner didn't know this so when the dog came up behind him and said "Whatcha doin'?" the owner...
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OOC: If you still don't get the picture you deserve to be shot.