how about this one
------EVIL POKEMON MOOD SWING------
ILL get a big steel ball and peg it at pikachu, he will fall down. Now i grab his legs and dunk him in a pool. Wait for 30 seconds and pull him out for 2 seconds and dunk him back in. I take him out get a toothpick and stab it into his eye. Then i get sulferic acid and pours it all over his chest. While he is melting away i get a katana and slice pikachus tail off. I then get my knife and shove it up his ass. I then pull the knife out and shove the knife in his mouth and watch him lick it clean. Then i put his legs in a pot of boiling water and take him out. After that i put chilli flakes on all of pikachus bleeding wounds and his acid burns and watch the little freak wail. Before i let him pass out i get my good ol JAW CLAMP and put it on his head. i pull his body so hard that his spinal cord gets diconnected from his body and lashes out. Spraying blood everywhere, i then finish him off by getting a RAIL GUN and blowing his brains out cauing CHUNKS to fly everywhere..
oooh all this is making me hungry
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