If i find pikachu this is what ill do to him.
WARNING: THIS WILL BE VERY GRAPHIC AND DISGUSTING
-------EVIL POKEMON MOOD SWING--------
First i will kick him until he is winded, break his legs so he won't get away! Then i will get a knife and cut his fingures off. Then i will cut his little rosey cheeks and spit on his wounds. Then i will tie him up and start whipping him with a belt with a sharp bone at the end. Before he gets knocked out i will take him down get my knife and jab it in his temples, then i will twist the knife making sure it chops his brains. And just before he dies i will rip out his guts and make him eat it.
oh well whats for lunch?