I can't cook, I'm one of those amazing people who would make a piece of toast spontaneously-combust.
I think the best thing I ever made was for Matt [The boyfriend], was a frozen meal thing and it was burnt on top and frozen on the bottom. Heehee. ^_^ He was pretty ill afterwards.

Ah well.
But Duck! Duck duck duck duck duck! Duck is yummy, especially in plum sauce. Mmmm... *Drools*
- Rexy