Ok, I won't use colour coding on these.
This one was done before christmas but I never got round to uploading it:
Word was dead because Syphilis vomited over Gonorrhoea. Narf ran like his butt. Kaerlic Sunn Wett the bed grenaded druggie monster that died licking his third toe like tenthousand Americans' trousers. Drow eat food. Meanwhile, Unkillable-man died. The football ran onto Frank's brother's rhino. This isn't funny. Barry died. Barbecue's taste was dead. Why die? Life sucks so fly away to balloonaanonanifrishivixbajimbo. NO. God used. Richard died. Khazideae (who?) (Lubu) Dynasty Lorriers gotten sworded. (blank)ity blank.
If you could make sense of that last one you get a free cookie!
This next one should make a little more sense.
One suicidal day someone slaughtered himself because Richard smiled at Anima's butt. Anima destroyed herself. Slaughtering Richard's sex-slave. Kaerlic ate her left toes and licked a thousand black hard astronomical ass's nutty vanilla chicken-flavored triangular clocks when Richard enticed a bag warrior who killed Spartans. Onehundred suicidal years passed in Borbune Street as Suicide-chimp flew suicidal then crashed. Committing fraud, people died. Dyeing's fun! Living isn't... or yayy! Guitar Heroses played at somewheres specialist like Youranus's chiropractorismist. Randonisationing killededed Sephiroth's ant army's soldiererer's spoon. (he meant spork) Spoonorkism rules but Richard rules all... all exept what Spoonorkismites can't read. But Spartaninites rule nothing except everything but nothing and no-one nothing rules anything except Jafar because finallysming licks almighty rhinoingism. Feet was suicidal when Richard spasmed into tenthousand suicidal chimps who explodeder loudlile andid dredisminged. Hogwarts EXPLODED! Yayyyy. "Hi" exclaimed Kaerlic queerly before suicidingly murdered herself. Richard was dead or Conan the burbarian died. Conan the burbarian choked and died again. Conan the burbarian burnt and died for the third time (repetition). Beer-wolf suicidally went to Iraq and died of an STD outbreak that only affected Beer-wolf and Angolina Jolie died screwing dildos into oblivionisming onto his face. "Hidyhololohy" (brackets) and thus it comes to an end. That's it from us. Bye. All over... unless we make another. We'll be back in a minute.