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Howard Stern can posess his own farts and explode them.
MY talents:
Being able to talk to adults in a way that they can understand me, but people of my own age are drooling with confusion.
I Can twist both of my feet backwards in various directions
(if I do it right, without ripping any muscles) Have my knees bend in the opposite direction.
Bend my fingers and wrists in ways specifically ment to freak people out.
Drink three gallons of pepsi in one night.
I can learn just about any japaneese song if I listen to it long enough
I can play almost any song on clarinet if I listen to it long enough.
I can finish Super metriod in under an hour (with the aid of metroid metal, travelDemon by SSH, and several cases of pepsi)
I almost never need to read the directions...to anything.
I can write in a totally made up written language that was collaborated by me and my father.
I can make people believe i'm actually an alien for short moments of time.
I would've mentioned something about gonads here, but I think that's copywritten.
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Ah Fuck, I can't believe you've done this.